Some weeks it feels like all I ever see is the inside of airports, planes, hotel rooms, & corporate classrooms. Not necessarily the most fun existence. It didn't used to bother me that much, to be honest. I love adventure, meeting new people, & exploring new places. Until recently, when a little thing called love suddenly (and unexpectedly, I might add) has me wishing my life wasn't quite so GO-GO-GO. Especially after 2 months at home without travel interruptions! No matter how awesome my accommodations are, they never seem to measure up to my own bed...mostly because climbing in it at night next to my sweetie is my favorite part of the day. And let's not talk about what all this travel & airport food does to my sex drive. Good grief!! Who wants to engage in "sexy time" after travel? Have you experienced the bloating that comes with long flights, too much conference center snack food, & over-caffeination?! Not to mention that most of my 36 hours at home will be consumed with unpacking, doing laundry, & repacking. Not exactly a recipe for a night of post-travel passion. Well....until my mom crocheted these doozies. Sky's the limit with this latest P'Cozy/V'Cozy duo! I mean...look at this little jet plane...he's actually smiling! My mom found a way to put a happy face on travel. And no matter how tired I am after five days of intense corporate coaching work...how could I POSSIBLY resist my man coming at me wearing this happy little fella?! Answer: I cannot. BOOM! I am suddenly laughing my way into "sexy time," bloating & exhaustion be damned! If you need between 9pm Friday & 4pm Sunday (when I board my next plane), you're out of luck. I'm gonna don my rainbow, put a "do not disturb" sign on my door, & let my man take flight. Wheels up in T-minus 24 hours...
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Some words you are never prepared to hear your mother say...like, DILDO. Wish I was kidding. But I'm not. Because that's the answer I got when she proposed a new line of crocheted fun for the P'Cozy empire she apparently wants to build. ME: "Mom, what's a D'Cozy?" MOM: "It's for all the single girls, honey...you know...covers for their dildos." (**because apparently they have multi-dildo collections?!**). Turns out the idea here is that single girls still have choices...like what kind of a man she wants BOB to be tonight (BOB = Battery Operated Boyfriend). Is she feeling primal?! Perhaps CAVE-Man is her pick. Feeling a bit more upscale...like she wants to be wined & dined?! Well...then BUSINESS-Man is clearly the right choice. Needing a rescue or just to leap tall buildings in a single bound? Grab SUPER-Man!! Of course I had to ask Logan what he thought.
Um...I AM a man? I questioned myself and the open box in front of me.
Is this like role playing? Can I be a caveman, a business man or Superman? Oh. Not for me. It's for all you single ladies out there. Covers for your plastic/rubber/latex/whatever junk! Which is fine by me...because they all seemed to run a little........small. PS--I find the business man extremely creepy. He reminds me of that guy from American Psycho. I didn't know yarn could be that scary... My mom is at it again...just in time for Valentine's Day. Because nothing says you love the one you're with like a cozy for his or her private parts. This just goes to prove that adding hearts & flowers to just about ANYTHING can make it a tad bit more romantic. When asked for his thoughts on the matter, my fiancé responded in a way that betrays the fact we've been watching The Bachelor together (like you aren't?!). What can we say...just because we've got our happy ending doesn't mean we don't wanna see others find theirs too. On TV. In real life. In the bedroom. Happy endings are just plain fun! ;-)
P.S. Mom doesn't just design & create these things...she does a little marketing on the side! Every set comes with a hand written note card so we know the story or inspiration behind it. Here's the note that came with this set: For that cozy romantic evening, let p'cozies set the mood!! Birthday, Valentine's Day, anniversary or date night...love is in the air!! |
The Who's Who of HappyvilleWe're more like a cast of characters than actual grown-ups. We laugh a lot & have ridiculous conversations about crocheted covers for your naughty bits. Did I mention "we" is myself, my fiancé & my MOM?! For real. You can't make this stuff up. But we can share what our weird little minds do when we're not being productive members of society (although if you ask me...this project has been QUITE productive!). Leslie
First time bride at 41. I had 2 cats & my mom was one of my besties before I had a man. It was 4 decades...that doesn't just stop on a dime, ya know. Logan
Artist at heart. Moved from NYC to Vegas for love. Found the woman of my dreams... and her crazy mom. I got this... Darlene
Grandmother, retired social worker, & crochet enthusiast. Formerly known for her grandson's cute hats, she decided to change things up to get people talking about taboo subjects in a healthy way. You can take the girl out of Social Work... Archives
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