For All The Single Ladies

Some words you are never prepared to hear your mother say...like, DILDO.  Wish I was kidding.   But I'm not.  Because that's the answer I got when she proposed a new line of crocheted fun for the P'Cozy empire she apparently wants to build.

ME: "Mom, what's a D'Cozy?"
MOM: "It's for all the single girls, honey...you know...covers for their dildos."
 (**because apparently they have multi-dildo collections?!**). 

Turns out the idea here is that single girls still have choices...like what kind of a man she wants BOB to be tonight  (BOB = Battery Operated Boyfriend).  

Is she feeling primal?!  Perhaps CAVE-Man is her pick.   Feeling a bit more upscale...like she wants to be wined & dined?!  Well...then BUSINESS-Man is clearly the right choice.  Needing a rescue or just to leap tall buildings in a single bound?   Grab SUPER-Man!!

Of course I had to ask Logan what he thought.  

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It's strange what you can get used to.
Like crocheted covers for your junk.
But...every now and then I can be thrown for a loop.

Like when we opened the a box to find three P'Cozys...

"The man of your choice!"

Um...I AM a man?  I questioned myself and the open box in front of me.

Is this like role playing? Can I be a caveman, a business man or Superman?

Oh.
Not for me.

It's for all you single ladies out there.

Covers for your plastic/rubber/latex/whatever junk!

Which is fine by me...because they all seemed to run a little........small.

PS--I find the business man extremely creepy.  He reminds me of that guy from American Psycho.  I didn't know yarn could be that scary...