Oh no she didn't. I mean...did she?! I truly & honestly wish everyone could experience the pure joy of my mom unveiling new P'Cozy + V'Cozy sets...there's really nothing like it on the planet. Each one comes with a 3x5 card explanation of what it is or some clever tagline about it. You may remember the first one in her "Dream Travel Series" (palm tree for your penis, anyone?!). She was so excited about that one, she decided, "Why not create special P'cozies for different locations. Maybe she started with Ireland because Logan & I are getting married there in a few months. Maybe St. Patrick's Day had her dreaming of leprechauns. Or maybe she just wanted to make a P'cozy that looks eerily like my man?! Whatever her motivation, I present to you #2 in the "Dream Travel Series": Was he there or wasn't he? Check for rainbows? Have some ale & do a jig! Faith and Begora...you are in IRELAND!! And now...a word from my own personal leprechaun, Logan. Most people want to see themselves up in lights. Famous. A household name. I...well, that's never been my dream. Apparently, my dream was on a smaller scale. (Not that much smaller, mind you, haha!) I'm not seeing my face on the big screen or on billboards or tv. I get to see myself on my junk. Seriously. I really think my MIL crocheted me as a leprechaun penis cover. Happy birthday to me? St. Patrick's Day P'Cozies. Bringing the snakes back into Ireland!
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The Who's Who of HappyvilleWe're more like a cast of characters than actual grown-ups. We laugh a lot & have ridiculous conversations about crocheted covers for your naughty bits. Did I mention "we" is myself, my fiancé & my MOM?! For real. You can't make this stuff up. But we can share what our weird little minds do when we're not being productive members of society (although if you ask me...this project has been QUITE productive!). Leslie
First time bride at 41. I had 2 cats & my mom was one of my besties before I had a man. It was 4 decades...that doesn't just stop on a dime, ya know. Logan
Artist at heart. Moved from NYC to Vegas for love. Found the woman of my dreams... and her crazy mom. I got this... Darlene
Grandmother, retired social worker, & crochet enthusiast. Formerly known for her grandson's cute hats, she decided to change things up to get people talking about taboo subjects in a healthy way. You can take the girl out of Social Work... Archives
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