Ringing in the New Year the Right Way?

The things my poor fiancé has to endure.  I asked him to write what it was like to be starting a new year as part of my family (to be officially joined in August of 2016...I hope these shenanigans don't change his mind).  Oh good.  The word 'change' just got autocorrected to 'chafe.'  I hope he doesn't chafe his mind.  But that is probably happening.  More than I care to admit. Good grief...

And now, from the mind of Logan...

Starting off my New Year with a “Bang!” Maybe…

Ever think to yourself “Hey, ‘my boom-stick ‘gets kind of cold around this time of year…I wish there were something I could do to keep warm”?

Fortunately(?) I don’t need to worry about that – courtesy of my soon to be mother-in-law.

Yes, you read that right. Mother-in-law. Crocheting what is technically a cover for my junk.

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Oh! But true to fashion I was not the only one granted with a gift. Oh no! My fiancee got a special…"gift"…too.
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It’s cold here in the desert, but we will be staying nice and warm, if not maybe a little itchy.

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